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May 16th, 2007

09:14 am - Way too funny http://xkcd.com/c262.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: cold Tags: funny

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April 20th, 2007

11:19 am - My DVD player and I fight, too. Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: creative Tags: funny

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April 18th, 2007

09:46 am - awesomely funny http://xkcd.com/c250.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: bouncy Tags: funny

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April 9th, 2007

09:01 am - too funny...you remind me of the babe... http://xkcd.com/c246.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: happy Tags: funny

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March 20th, 2007

09:21 pm - Too funny Be sure to keep watching until the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM_MkWgbt3k Current Location: home Current Mood: weird Tags: funny

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March 14th, 2007

02:42 pm - I saw this on radishthegreat http://www.cheatneutral.com/ What a funny commentary on pollution credit programs! Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: accomplished Tags: funny

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March 9th, 2007

02:08 pm - Before posting comments in my LJ, please prove that you are human... http://xkcd.com/c233.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: busy Tags: funny

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January 5th, 2007

09:18 am - Too funny! http://xkcd.com/c206.html Current Mood: accomplished Tags: funny

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January 2nd, 2007

09:21 am - ROTFLMAO http://xkcd.com/c204.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: happy Tags: funny

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December 27th, 2006

10:12 am - For Gabe http://xkcd.com/c202.html Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: good Tags: funny

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October 6th, 2006

08:26 am - Too funny http://xkcd.com/c167.html Reminds me of this song: THE MEANING OF LIFE From `Monty Python's the Meaning of Life' Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out, For tonight it's the Meaning of Life. What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and egg time, are we just yolks? Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes, Well ça c'est the Meaning of Life. Is life just a game where we make up the rules While we're searching for something to say Or are we just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DNA? In this life, what is our fate? Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate? Is mankind evolving, or is it too late? Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life. For millions this life is a sad vale of tears Sitting round with rien, nothing to say While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DNA. So just why, why are we here? And just what, what, what, what do we fear? Well çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear, For this is the Meaning of Life - c'est le sens de la vie - This is the Meaning of Life. Current Location: PPWI Current Mood: tired Tags: funny

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October 2nd, 2006

04:55 pm - stolen from minofsin06 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the Federal Government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, roughly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton;, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. I hope that this information has cleared up a lot of things that have been troubling you. Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: drained Tags: funny

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01:47 pm - Very funny My co-worker just informed me that when I told her my hubby had a pt Chain Maille business she thought I meant that he had a at home Chain Mail business. Very amusing that she thought J was into a "get rich quick scheme" Although getting rich quickly would be nice ;) Current Location: ppwi Current Mood: groggy Tags: funny

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August 29th, 2006

08:35 am - Cat and Dog Diaries A Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! A Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity . . . My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time. Current Location: PPWI Current Mood: cranky Tags: funny

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July 13th, 2006

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June 22nd, 2006

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February 16th, 2006

08:49 am - I'm sure you all have seen this My favorite Strongbad cartoons for your viewing pleasure. For hours upon hours of enjoyment peruse the site for more mindless entertainment. The now infamous children's book: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.html A new e-mail for your entertainment: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail145.html Current Mood: amused Tags: funny

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February 6th, 2006

03:10 pm - Borrowed from minofsin06 Deadly New Sexually Transmitted Disease The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas Current Mood: restless Tags: funny

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February 3rd, 2006

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January 20th, 2006

11:36 am Check this out! Current Mood: blah Tags: funny

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