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December 17th, 2008


11:33 am - Too funny
http://xkcd.com/518/

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November 4th, 2008


12:19 pm - Too funny



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October 2nd, 2008


10:13 am - So true...


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September 13th, 2008


12:07 pm - Highly inappropriate
Well, our cabinet is here, but it is not the right color!!! Argh. Will our kitchen ever be done???

Well, since I can't finish my kitchen remodel...I give you a highly inappropriate youtube video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc
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May 16th, 2007


09:14 am - Way too funny
http://xkcd.com/c262.html
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April 20th, 2007


11:19 am - My DVD player and I fight, too.

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April 18th, 2007


09:46 am - awesomely funny
http://xkcd.com/c250.html
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April 9th, 2007


09:01 am - too funny...you remind me of the babe...
http://xkcd.com/c246.html
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March 20th, 2007


09:21 pm - Too funny
Be sure to keep watching until the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM_MkWgbt3k
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March 14th, 2007


02:42 pm - I saw this on [info]radishthegreat
http://www.cheatneutral.com/

What a funny commentary on pollution credit programs!
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March 9th, 2007


02:08 pm - Before posting comments in my LJ, please prove that you are human...
http://xkcd.com/c233.html
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January 5th, 2007


09:18 am - Too funny!
http://xkcd.com/c206.html
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January 2nd, 2007


09:21 am - ROTFLMAO
http://xkcd.com/c204.html
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December 27th, 2006


10:12 am - For Gabe
http://xkcd.com/c202.html
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October 6th, 2006


08:26 am - Too funny
http://xkcd.com/c167.html


Reminds me of this song:

THE MEANING OF LIFE
From `Monty Python's the Meaning of Life'

Why are we here, what's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight we're going to sort it all out,
For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and egg time, are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes,
Well ça c'est the Meaning of Life.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA?

In this life, what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life.

For millions this life is a sad vale of tears
Sitting round with rien, nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA.

So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what do we fear?
Well çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life - c'est le sens de la vie -
This is the Meaning of Life.
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October 2nd, 2006


04:55 pm - stolen from [info]minofsin06
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, roughly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton;, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. I hope that this information has cleared up a lot of things that have been troubling you.
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01:47 pm - Very funny
My co-worker just informed me that when I told her my hubby had a pt Chain Maille
business she thought I meant that he had a at home Chain Mail business. Very amusing that she thought J was into a "get rich quick scheme" Although getting rich quickly would be nice ;)
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August 29th, 2006


08:35 am - Cat and Dog Diaries
A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


A Cat's Diary
Day 183 of my captivity . . .
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may
eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at
the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what
a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my
confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks
with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait.
It's only a matter of time.
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July 13th, 2006


03:40 pm - Guilty Pleasure of the day
http://www.celebritydeathbeeper.com/
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June 22nd, 2006


08:47 am - I know everyone has seen this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
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